Interesting scenes for the new year for schoolchildren. New Year's scenarios for schoolchildren. Sketches for the New Year - an opportunity for children to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents
New Year's scenes - miniatures for children of primary school age.
Konysheva Ludmila BorisovnaPlace of work: teacher MKOU secondary school, village Vichevshchina, Kumensky district, Kirov region.
New Year's scenes - miniatures "Gifts for Santa Claus".
Material Description: this material will be of interest to primary school teachers, educators, organizers of events with children, and even children of primary school age. Cheerful miniature scenes will decorate the holiday, help out in preparing an artistic number, and create a good mood.Target: to teach children the skill of reincarnation to create a festive mood among the audience.
Tasks: to promote the disclosure of the creative abilities of children;
develop expressive speech, acting skills and memory of students;
teach interaction in a theatrical performance.
Scene 1 "In the forest clearing."
Characters: presenter, fox, hedgehog, hare, squirrel, bear, wolf, mouse.Props: masks of the heroes of the scene, a basket with dummies of edible mushrooms, large carrots, walnuts, a barrel of honey, a New Year's lantern, very small felt boots.
Leading: Noisy in the forest clearing
It suddenly became New Year!
This is Santa Claus
The people decided to surprise.
We argued for a long time, decided
A gift for Grandfather was chosen.
A fox: Me for Santa Claus
I draw roses in the snow.
I'm very tired
All waving its tail.
Accept, Frost, bouquet (looks around)
Oh, he was covered with snow ... (sadly)
Hedgehog: Yes, the gift is so good
What you won't find soon...
(looks around, looking for painted flowers in the snow)
(referring to the audience)
You can't find a better gift
Than dried mushrooms.
A fox: Do you want to poison your grandfather?
Should we cancel New Year's Eve?
Hedgehog: What a scream! What an emergency!
I did not take poisonous ones! (shows a basket of mushrooms).
Hare: I will give Grandfather a carrot -
Will run, jump deftly.
Squirrels in the forest clearing
Play with him in the burners.
Squirrel: What are you, rabbit? He is a grandfather!
And he's three hundred years old!
Difficult to compete with squirrels
He can't keep up with us!
We give him all the squirrels
Cooked walnut. (pulls out walnuts)
Bear: Since Frost is three hundred years old,
He has no teeth!
How will he chew on a nut?
Your gift is just laughter!
From the bear people
We will give a barrel of honey! (shows a barrel of honey)
Wolf: What did the bears think?
Judge for yourself, children.
Frost will eat honey a little
And go to sleep in a lair.
So he will sleep all winter,
Paw, like a bear, suck.
Our flashlight shines brightly
It's perfect for a gift!
It's perfect for a gift!
Santa Claus walks a lot,
A flashlight is a light on the road. (shows Christmas lantern)
Mouse: Although we are a small people,
We are frost boots
We decided to donate here.
Will wear boots.
New felt boots
Nothing that tiny! (shows boots)
All: Santa Claus, don't be angry
Accept our gifts! (Give gifts to Santa Claus)
Characters: mother of Zaya and hares - Bunny, Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff.
Props: hare masks, fake TV, large carrots, saucepan and ladle, Snickers and Bounty chocolate.
(On the stage, the bunnies Belyanchik, Ushastik and Fluff are watching TV, Zaya's mother cooks dinner, Bunny runs in).
Bunny(runs to brothers): Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff, have you seen where my carrot is?
Belyanchik: Yah you!
eared: Once upon a time we...
Fluff: You see, the movie is cool on TV!
Bunny (comes to mom): Mom Zaya, please give me the most delicious carrot.
Mom Zaya: But, Bunny, we already had breakfast ...
Bunny: Yes, it's not for me!
Mom Zaya: And to whom?
Bunny: I want to make a gift to Santa Claus, otherwise he always brings gifts to everyone, but no one gives him anything ...
Mom Zaya: Well, if so, here's the biggest and most delicious carrot!
(gives Bunny a large carrot, he takes it in his hands and turns to the audience).
Bunny: I love my grandfather very much
I'll give him a carrot!
(the brothers listen and join in the conversation).
Belyanchik: Your carrot is nonsense
Here's my Snickers - yes! (pulls out Snickers chocolate)
It tastes better, you know...
eared: (interrupts and takes out Bounty chocolate)
"Bounty" he needs more
He has not been to the south
And I didn't eat coconuts
Let the old man try...
Fluff:(interrupts)
Bite your tongue!
I know what he needs!
support me together (referring to the audience).
Is he a man or not?
We'll give him Gillette!
Bunny: What are you, he rarely shaves,
Grandpa walks with a beard!
Belyanchik: I would give "Rastishka"
Let it grow up and up and out!
eared: Adult uncle does not grow!
Well, what is the use of "Rastishka"!
Fluff: I'm thinking, friends
It's time for grandpa to bathe.
"Johnsons Baby" is just a fairy tale
He doesn't sting his eyes at all!
Belyanchik: No, the gift is better than mine!
Listen to which one:
Suddenly frost in the north
Freeze your nose
"HALLS" will immediately take it in your mouth,
And grandfather's nose will go away!
eared: Can "MISTER PROPER" take,
Clean up the house for the holidays?
Belyanchik and Fluff: (pick up, humming):
"MISTER PROPER" - more fun,
The house is clean twice as fast!
eared:(thinks) Or "Tide", or maybe "BOSCH" -
Also, in general - that's good!
Fluff: I love my family
Juice like this, I drink it
Liters ten or five ....
Mom Zaya: You'll burst, baby, again!
Fluff (offended): And you pour, and move away!
Bunny(raises hands): My family!
And, in my opinion, it is very harmful for someone to watch TV all day. Where is my carrot? It's delicious and heartfelt! (takes a carrot and runs away, the brothers shrug their shoulders in bewilderment and exchange glances).
Modern New Year's interpretation of the fairy tale "Turnip" for the New Year's corporate party
Characters:host, Christmas tree, Santa Claus (DM), Baba Yaga (BYA), Snegurochka, Wolf, Fox, Hare, Mouse. Props - according to the scenario.
Leading:
- In one distant abandoned forest, a Christmas tree grew. She grew, she grew, and she grew. Yes, she has grown up so slender, beautiful and tender, even now from the forest right to the podium. All dimensions are maintained, the posture is set, the outfit is swaying, he knows his own worth. Tired of Elka hanging around in the forest alone, she changed her image and leaned into the stars (at the same time, the Christmas tree is transformed and puts a star on her head).
Herringbone:
- I was all green,
prickly, branched,
Was completely deserted
In that distant forest.
Now I'm all beautiful
Tall and slim
And happiness I
I will bring to any home.
Leading:
- Suddenly I saw - someone scratches, hid, and formed in my soul.
Father Frost:
- I am the new Russian Santa Claus
Came from afar.
Quite tired
And all froze -
The road is not easy.
On the way there was a fluff:
Snegurka Merce took my away,
But I'm not an easy guy
Got Adidas on
He quickly attached skis to them
And here I am with you.
DM sees Christmas tree:
- Oh-ba, what kind of green splinter is standing in front of me?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!
Father Frost:
- She chatted, prickly, so be it.
Leading:
- Santa Claus began to pull the Christmas tree. Pulls, pulls, but can not pull. DM began to call grandma.
Father Frost:
- Grandma, grandma, uuuu ...
Baba Yaga appears:
- I'm only 145,
Baba is a berry again.
I got up this morning
I drove it to my hair,
She brought the whole marafet.
Look, Grandpa is not at home!
The old stump has already rolled up.
He ran into the forest behind the Christmas tree.
For me to follow him.
I had to wear roller skates.
My roller skates are good skates.
I would never have caught up with the old man without them.
BYA sees a DM pulling a Christmas tree:
- Wow, what a flower stalk. Are you a botanist collecting a herbarium?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!
Father Frost:
- Don't sip, old lady! You don't see, I found the Christmas tree. Help me get it out!
Baba Yaga:
- Easily!
Leading:
- And they began to pull the Christmas tree together. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. They decided to call their granddaughter.
Santa Claus and Baba Yaga:
- Granddaughter, granddaughter! A-uuuuu...
The Snow Maiden appeared:
- I am the new Snow Maiden -
Girl-get it!
I stole the Merc from my grandfather,
Went for an encore.
But there was a problem -
My Merc is stuck in the snow
Now I'll be a goodie -
Help Grandpa!
The Snow Maiden sees DM and BYA:
- What kind of collection of old bones?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!
Santa Claus and Baba Yaga:
- Help pull the tree!
Snow Maiden:
- Easily!
Leading:
- And now the three of them are pulling the Christmas tree. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. They began to call Zhuchka.
Santa Claus, Baba Yaga, Snow Maiden:
- Bug, Bug! A-uuuu….
Wolf:
- I am an evil and terrible gray wolf,
I know a lot about green money.
I will scout any arrows
Frost instantly help
- Both, what kind of shooter?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!
All wolf:
- Help pull the tree!
Wolf:
- Easily!
Leading:
- And they began to pull the Christmas tree again. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. The Wolf offered to call the Fox.
All:
- Lisa, Lisa!!!
A fox:
I'm a beautiful fox
Modelka, anywhere!
Me in any company
You will always find.
Away - I'm a decoration,
It's warm in the forest
Think guys
How lucky grandpa!
- Oh, why are we flaunting?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too
All:
- Help pull the tree!
A fox:
- Easily!
Leading:
- And again they began to pull the Christmas tree. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. The Fox Hare suggested calling.
All:
- Bunny, Bunny!!!
Bunny:
- Jump and jump,
Jump and jump!
ICQ(ICQ) is silent!
Jump and jump
Jump and jump!
Sotik does not call!
- Oh, what are we rustling about?
Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too
All:
- Help pull the tree!
Bunny:
- Easily! Mouse! Mouse!
Mouse:
- Well, you are dark forest dwellers!
The mouse takes out an ax and cuts down the Christmas tree. D.M. takes Yolochka by the hand and leads to the center of the circle. All guests stand in a circle and sing a song for the Christmas tree.
Preview:
Fairy tale "Kolobok in a new way"
Roles: (Grandma, grandfather, gingerbread man, Santa Claus, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox, Snow Maiden.)
Grandma and Grandpa talking
Grandfather: Grandma, you know that the New Year is coming soon.
Grandmother: I know, so what?
Grandfather: And the fact that the New Year is on the nose, and in the house at least roll a ball. Bake a bun.
Grandmother: Yes, from what can I bake you?
Grandfather: How from what? Forgot what? They gave us humanitarian aid, there should be flour
Grandmother: Oh, grandfather, I'm sorry, I forgot ... It became completely bad with memory. Now I'll go and bake. Only..
Grandfather: Well, what else?
Grandmother: So there is no firewood at all?
Grandfather: Here is sclerosis! So after all, the gas was carried out, forgot? Or do you remember this only when the receipt for payment arrives?
Grandma: It's true! All right, I'm going to the kitchen.
Grandmother leaves, grandfather sits down and reads a newspaper.
Grandma comes in.
Grandmother: Well, the bun is ready, I'll put it on the window, let it cool.
Grandfather (putting down the newspaper) That's good. In the meantime, I'll go and bring a Christmas tree from the forest.
Grandfather goes into the forest, and grandmother goes to the kitchen.
The bun is waking up.
Kolobok : my parents too! They put their child on the window. They don't think I can catch a cold!?
He climbs down from the window and looks around and goes to the mirror.
Well, who sculpts such koloboks? (shakes his head) Darkness! (puts on dark glasses, ties a dark scarf on the back of his head, looks in the mirror) Here!
Now it's different!
Knock on the door.
Kolobok: Who else is there? (opens the door, Santa Claus is on the threshold)
Gingerbread Man: What kind of natural phenomenon is this?
Santa Claus: I'm Santa Claus.
Kolobok: Who?
DM: What don't you like?
Kolobok: Grandfather, you are behind the times. Who walks like that these days? Is your razor broken, can't you shave? Here my grandfather has a modern vest, I can borrow it. (Santa Claus takes a razor, goes to the mirror and shaves off his beard) And your sheepskin coat is not modern. Take out my grandfather’s sheepskin coat, you’ll still be cooler. (Changes Santa Claus) And a hat, who wears such a hat now? You should have put on a hat with earflaps! Now they wear black, cool hats (they change their grandfather's hat). Now you have a normal outfit. And what kind of stick do you have?
DM (proudly) It's a staff!
Kolobok: What? Yes, with this stick, with your staff, only drive the raven. Better take a machine gun (gives grandfather a machine gun (or pistol) Like this! What do you have in your bag? (peeps in) Ugh, bunnies and bears? Who needs such gifts today. or a mobile phone. And look, grandfather, what did you come in? Only Chukchi ride reindeer! And a cool grandfather should drive a Mercedes. And where is your snow maiden?
D.M. Yes, I left it at home. The time is now, it is dangerous to walk at night.
Kolobok: Understood. Well, now you are a normal, cool Santa Claus!
D.M. Do you think that's how the kids recognize me?
Santa Claus leaves, and the gingerbread man puts on a fashionable jacket and goes into the forest.
Walks through the forest, towards the hare.
Gingerbread Man: Who are you?
Hare: I am a hare, and who are you?
K: And I'm a bun, don't you see, or what?
Z: Oh, bun! Wow you are so cool! Sorry, I didn't acknowledge it. Will you dance for me?
Against the wolf.
Wolf: Who are you?
K: I'm a bun, can't you see?
B: (licking his lips) That's the meeting! And I'm hungry!
K: What about me?
B: I'll eat you!
K: Well, yes! So I will climb into your mouth and climb! You smell from your mouth, ugh! Are you not brushing your teeth? Ashamed! There are so many toothpastes these days! Blendamet, Colgate. At least chew gum. Here's Orbit, chew on it.
The wolf takes the gum.
M. Who are you?
K: Well, damn it, and the animals went! They don't recognize me at all! Yes, I'm a bun!
M. Oh, little bun, it's good that I met you, and I'm hungry.
K: Listen, bear! When did you look in the mirror? Do you look? You need to go on a diet, and you rolled your lip on me! And anyway, why are you running around in the woods? You sleep in a lair and suck your paw, and you're here!
M: So I haven’t eaten in the summer, my stomach is growling (strokes my stomach)
K: So it's because you need to eat natural food, and not all these convenience foods from the supermarket.
A fox in a fashionable fur coat, in a beautiful hairstyle, all made up.
Gingerbread Man: Wow! I met at least one advanced animal in the forest! Who are you, fox?
L: Yes, I am Lisa Patrikeevna.
K: Listen, what do you wash your hair with?
L: Shaum Shampoo.
K: Cool! And your teeth are white!
L: So this is Blendamet.
K: What kind of perfume do you have!
L: So this is ZHADOR (the fox comes up to the bun and hugs him). Oh how delicious you smell!
K: So this is my deodorant, Menen Spitstick.
L: What a good one you have!
The bun moves away from her.
K: Well, you give me these tricks of yours! I know you, you will circle your finger in an instant!
L: Oh, I like you, I like you very much. You're so cool, I'm with you even to the ends of the world!
A funny scene that is not difficult to stage at school with students and show at a New Year's concert. Especially if they really demand the fairy tale "12 months" from you. Another plus of this scene is that it is massive. Almost the entire class will be involved.
ROLES: 10-15 students (boys and girls). The guys are sitting, doing their own thing. The elder comes in.
STUDENT 1: Well? What did the head teacher say?
OLD WOMAN: 12 months!
STUDENT 2: So she said straight: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December?
ELDER: No, she simply said that our class needed to stage a fairy tale “12 months” for the New Year's concert.
STUDENT 3: Does anyone remember what's in there?
STUDENT 4: Like a stepdaughter was sent to the forest for snowdrops
STUDENT 5: No, I won't go to the forest. What is there to do? There's not even wi-fi!
STUDENT 6: I wonder how you managed in your mother's stomach for 9 months without wi-fi!
STUDENT 5: Those were the hardest 9 months of my life.
BODY: Now the conversation is not about 9, but about 12 months. Let's distribute the roles. Who will be who?
STUDENTS 7,8,9: Mind we will June, July and August!
OLD WOMAN: Why?
STUDENTS 7,8,9: And these months at school they don’t ask anything, which means they won’t have to learn anything in the performance.
STUDENT 10: And then I will be September. This is the month when you still want to go to school.
STUDENT 11: According to this logic, I will not be any month at all.
ELDER: (to the girl) And you will look for snowdrops in the forest. Can you do it? This is not an easy task…
STUDENT 1: It’s not an easy task to find such a jacket that no one else has, and snowdrops are nonsense.
STUDENT 2: I don't want to participate in this. Who even wrote all this?
OLD MAN: Marshak!
STUDENT 2: And who is this? I don't remember any of his articles in Cosmo. I also have a writer - Marshak ... now if Sobchak ...
STUDENTS START TO WHINE THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS.
OLD WOMAN: All right! In this case, the head teacher said the following: for participation in the production, five in a quarter in Russian and literature ... but now we are putting on a fairy tale for 4 months!
STUDENT 2: Can I have a month. Marshak is my favorite writer.
STUDENT 1: No, me. I have been reading this story since childhood.
STUDENT 2: Not true. This is my favorite fairy tale!
STUDENTS: May I! Can I! Take me.
Attention! There is another new New Year's scene for schoolchildren in grades 6-9. You can start it
With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.
Here are collected the best Christmas stories skits - impromptu , the plot of which is connected with this wonderful holiday called New Year .
Some of them have a large number of characters, and some do not, some are designed only for an adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thank them for that!)
1. New Year's scene "Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.
scene moved - watch
2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."
This wonderful new year game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).
Presenter: A festive table on New Year's Eve... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, aromatic snacks, delicious salads... What do you think is the most popular salad in the New Year? Herring under a fur coat? Perfectly! So let's get it ready.
Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.
1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!
Men sit on chairs facing each other
2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.
The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.
3. Now we take boiled potatoes, and spread them on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!
4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!
The ladies sit down again.
5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!
Men sit in the same way.
6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!
The ladies sit down again.
7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!
The men sit down.
8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.
Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Bon appetit!
Applause to all participants!
3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"
Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!
Reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."
So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.
This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.
Characters and words:
Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!
Text.
Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time, somewhere in the world, there lived a little boy who dreamed that when he grew up, he would put on a Santa Claus costume, give everyone GIFTS and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.
FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... years. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"
The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
Source: forum.in-ku
5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"
Leading: 12 people are invited for this. Their task is to depict with gestures and sounds what we will read. First, let's distribute the roles (roles are distributed).
And now we listen to the text, depict and voice what it says.
Characters:
Dad
Mum
Mirror
Beer
Fridge
Box
Thunder
Rain
Alarm
Child
Grandpa
Messenger.
Text
PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.
At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.
The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.
(Source: forum.vcomine.com)
6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"
Characters:
Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost
Once upon a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).
Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)
He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).
The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).
The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licks on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"
7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year "The main Christmas tree in the lights"
New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.
Actors and lines:
Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"
(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")
Text
THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. GATHER FROST got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from the MAIN FIR-tree. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.
And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.
8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"
In this one, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, a large bag of sweets into his hands and every time he sounds "carries" - let him go into the hall and distribute them.
Characters:
Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear
Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. The WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.
SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out its long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.
Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. The ROBBERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.
At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.
The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.
9. Christmas story- Impromptu "Three Bears".
Characters:
Winter
Snow
Hut
Mikhailo Potapych
Nastasya Potapovna
bear
Father Frost
Chair
Pillow
Trees
A bowl
bushes.
Text
It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching a PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.
Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that there was a harsh WINTER on the street, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.
And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.
Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Having washed her face with tears and looked at her favorite BOWL for the last time, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.
All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and BUSHES, the hut, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with his BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.
10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".
Characters:
Snowflakes
Snow Maiden
Koschey
Stump
Oak
Baba Yaga
Hut
Father Frost
Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.
The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. The SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the SNOWFLAKES path, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.
Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.
We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's buy the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).
Scenario of the New Year's concert
"Journey around the world with Baba Yaga"
Leading : The holiday has come cheerful!
New Year has come to our school!
presenter : Congratulations, friends!
We can't be bored!
Leading : New Year is a magical holiday!
It has leapfrog smiles,
It contains surprises, games, jokes,
Fairy tale, fiction, game.
So let's have some fun
Trouble against all
So that from joyful smiles
Weave a festive carpet.
Leading.
Hello dear friends! We are pleased to welcome you to today's celebration.
Leading.
Outside, winter is the time of the shortest days and longest nights. But we love this time of year. After all, it is in winter that the New Year comes to us and with it the “coniferous” joyful mood of happiness, change, and hope that this beloved holiday brings with it.
Leading.
It is on this day that unforgettable meetings take place, the most cherished desires come true, the most incredible miracles are possible. Don't believe? I am sure that you can be convinced of this if you become a participant in our New Year's holiday.
presenter . The floor is given to the director of our school Ivanova Margarita Mikhailovna.
(The sound of a falling plane and a roar is heard).
presenter . Oh what is it? What's happening?
Leading . The plane crashed?
(A lame Baba Yaga enters the stage. The hosts silently look at her. Baba Yaga addresses the hosts).
Baba Yaga . Well, what are you staring at?
Leading . Excuse me, who? And what are you doing here?
presenter . We actually have a holiday.
Baba Yaga . It's great that it's a holiday. I arrived for the holiday.
Leading . Well, then go into the hall, sit down in a chair and don't bother us.
baba yaga . Listen, why are you so impolite? Don't you read fairy tales? Don't you know who I am?
Leading . Listen, granny, I have grown out of fairy tales a long time ago. But I ask you in a good way, go into the hall and do not interfere with us to celebrate.
presenter . Listen, this is Baba Yaga, if I'm not mistaken.
baba yaga . Make no mistake, granddaughter. Do you read fairy tales?
presenter . Sometimes I read to my younger brother.
Leading . Well, well, well, what kind of talk on the stage. People are looking at us. And we have already begun the holiday. Some chaos!
presenter . Wait, don't fight. Baba Yaga herself flew to us.
Leading .What? What Baba Yaga?
presenter . Well, think for yourself, the new year is just around the corner, and miracles happen on New Year's Eve.
Leading . Ha! They invited some woman, dressed in a Baba Yaga costume and laugh at me.
baba yaga . Well, so what, then, you don’t believe that I am a real Baba Yaga?
Leading . No, you're really laughing at me. Well, the holiday is ruined!
baba yaga . The holiday has just begun! And now the real fun begins! Rest, youth, Grandmother Yaga will steer! Raise your hands, those who love to travel. Oh how many of you! Well, here we go now on a journey around the world.
presenter . How are we going? With magic?
baba yaga . Certainly. I stole a globe from a school principal. Listen, such a thing! Well, where are we going?
presenter . Oh, can you go East?
baba yaga . Let's go east! (twirls the globe and pokes a finger at it)
(Wand sound)
(Music sounds, the lights go out, oriental beauties come out and dance a dance).
baba yaga . So how did you like it?
Leading. Certainly.
baba yaga . Well, did he believe that I was the real Baba Yaga?
(The host silently waves his hand)
baba yaga . Well, what do we go next?
(Turns the globe Sound of magic wands)
Leading. Well, where are we?
presenter . Now let's ask someone.
(man exits)
baba yaga . Oh, dear man, tell me, what country are we in?
Englishman . In England. Sorry, I'm in a hurry. I need to rehearse a performance for the New Year with the children.
presenter . The performance is great.
Englishman . Yes, we have such a tradition: to show performances with children on New Year's Eve. (leaves)
baba yaga . Rehearsal! What is important. And we can do it without rehearsal. Well come out here 7 people.
There was a kitten. One day he decided to go for a walk. A breeze blew and brought a piece of paper with it. The kitten saw the paper and chased after it. He caught her and played with her a little. Then his attention was attracted by a butterfly that sat on a flower. The kitten jumped and did not catch the butterfly. She fluttered and flew away. The kitten sat down and began to lick his fur. Suddenly, a fat bumblebee landed on the flower. He began to collect nectar from the flower. The kitten slowly crept up to the flower and jumped on the bumblebee. Out of fright, the bumblebee stung the kitten on the nose and flew away. The kitten jumped away from the flower and began to rub his stung nose with his paw. He was about to cry, when at that time a cat came out on the porch - the kitten's mother and called him to drink delicious milk.
Baba Yaga . Oh artists, well done.
Leading . Well, grandma, let's move on.
baba yaga . What did you like, honey?
Leading . Well, of course! When else for free where will you visit!
baba yaga . Oh, mercantile what. Okay, come on, spin the globe.
(wand sound)
Leading . Romania country.
Leading. Romanians are a very spiritual and deep people, and besides, they are very ambitious and free. According to them, before the start of the new year, the heavens open for a moment and you can make your cherished wish. If you believe in it, it will surely come true.
(Song in Romanian)
Baba Yaga . Oh what a fun song!
presenter . Well, what are we going next? Who turns the globe?
Baba Yaga . And let's ask the owner of the globe to come out and spin it once. Ask.
(There is a crash of falling furniture. A box flies.)
Leading. Oh what is this?!
Leading bowing his head. Why do furniture and other things fall from the sky?
The Italian comes out.
baba yaga . Hello, nice person. Listen, what's going on? And where are we?
Italian . We are in Italy. It is customary here before the new year to throw out all the old things from the windows. Such an omen. Throw away the old one, then buy a new one.
Leading. Logically!
(Italian exits).
baba yaga . Let's also throw something, otherwise we wanted to play pranks on something! Come on, come out here 4 people: 2 students and 2 teachers.
presenter . Divide into two teams. Here's a ball for each team. Two people stand opposite each other. One holds a ring in his hands, the second tries to throw a ball into this ring. Which team will throw the most balls into the ring will win (for a while).
baba yaga . Well done, here are some gifts for you.
(The presenter gives prizes).
baba yaga . Well, let's continue our journey. (spins the globe)
(wand sound) The country is India.
presenter . In south India, mothers place sweets, flowers, small gifts on a special tray. On the morning of the new year, children should wait with their eyes closed until they are led to the tray.
baba yaga . Oh, let's play now.
(Bowls are handed out to two participants of each team: one is empty, the other is filled (Christmas tree toy, tangerine, orange). The rest are given spoons. Participants must take turns transferring all objects from one bowl to another with a spoon and without the help of hands).
Prizes for the winners.
Leading . Here we are all different countries, but by country, but our traditions are Russian, does anyone remember? Who came up with the idea of celebrating the New Year?
baba yaga . Wait, honey, let's ask the guys that.
baba yaga (goes down to the hall with a microphone). Well, who will answer my question. Who came up with the idea to celebrate the New Year exactly from December 31 to January 1? (Peter 1)
Correctly!
Who came up with the idea to decorate the Christmas tree for the new year? (Peter 1)
What country did he take this example from? (from Germany)
How did people decorate the Christmas tree? (nuts, sweets, tangerines, apples)
And who is everyone looking forward to in the new year? (Santa Claus)
Leading , (addressing the presenter) By the way, where is our Santa Claus? He's kind of late. I don't like it.
(At this time, Baba Yaga returns to the stage).
baba yaga . Santa Claus, you say. Unfortunately, I can’t call him, he doesn’t obey me. But you can do it differently. Tell me, what does Santa Claus love? (songs, dances, laughter smiles)
baba yaga . In short, he loves to have fun. Well then, let's have some fun.
Leading. And our vocal group will help us with this.
(The choir enters the stage with the song Russian Santa Claus). In the middle of the song, Santa Claus comes out.
Santa Claus . Hello dear children and adults! I am very happy to be your guest! You are all so beautiful and elegant. I congratulate you on the upcoming new year!
baba yaga . Hello Santa Claus.
Father Frost (turns to Baba Yaga). Oh, Baba Yaga, and you are here. What fates?
baba yaga . Yes, I decided to visit the holiday, otherwise it’s boring alone in the forest in a hut.
Father Frost . I suppose you are plotting all sorts of intrigues again?
baba yaga . What are you, what are you. The children invited me and I modestly came.
Leading . Yes, modestly came ....
presenter (pushing the leader to the side). Quite right! We invited Grandmother Yaga to our party. She made us happy and entertained. And now our guys want to congratulate you Grandfather Frost and you Grandmother Yaga on the holiday. Have a seat.
Leading. During the celebration of the New Year in Petrovsky Russia, colorful fireworks were arranged and fired mercilessly from all cannons.
Leading. Assemblies became another integral feature of Peter's New Year's festivities - it was under Peter that these famous entertainment meetings and balls began to be held.
Leading. And, despite the fact that at the beginning of the 18th century some had to be literally driven with sticks to the festive fun, today no one forces them to enjoy this holiday - everyone is looking forward to it themselves!
Leading.
The forest and the field are white, the meadows are white.
Aspens have snow-covered branches like horns.
Under the strong ice, the waters of the rivers slumber.
Snow covered the roofs in white drifts.
In the sky, bright stars dance.
The old year says goodbye - the new year enters.
Leading . The school vocal group is invited to the stage.
(Song "Christmas mood today"
Leading.
What glorious days!
Come on, children, take the skates
Hurry to the rink!
Hurry up, my friend.
Here we are playing at the Christmas tree,
We roll down the hill.
We all have fun to tears
And Santa Claus is not terrible.
Kids love winter
What a wonderful time!
Leading . 2nd grade students are invited to the stage.
(Dance "Funny skates")
Leading.
With a heart full of expectations
Let's meet this New Year.
Lots of good wishes
He will gather under the tree.
Only happy times
Fate will prepare us
To make a burden with a fairy tale,
For miracles to happen!
(Song "Song Like a Bird")
Leading
Looking back, leaving behind
We'll wave goodbye.
Let it go Old year let it be no more
He fulfilled almost all desires.
Well, what the Old Year did not have time to realize,
He instructed another to complete.
New Year picked up the baton on the way,
Cheerfully marching to our house.
presenter
Everyone is hoping for a miracle
When the New Year comes.
And let, as on a luxurious dish,
The coming year will bring you:
Health, joy and good luck,
More bright, bright days
Kindness, warmth, love in addition, -
After all, happiness is based on it.
The coming year will fulfill
May all aspirations and dreams
And fill my heart with joy
Give peace, light, kindness!
Father Frost
There is an amazing winter quirk:
And old and small always on New Year's Eve,
Without confessing, they believe that a miracle
Santa Claus will certainly bring them.
So let your cherished wishes come true
And exactly at midnight a miracle will enter every house,
May all your hopes and dreams
Fate will fulfill this new year.
