Impromptu for a cheerful company. Theatrical scenes-impromptu. "Turnip" - a fairy tale with voiced roles

If you want to congratulate the hero of the day in a non-standard and fun way, then a funny fairy tale script for adults will come to your aid. It will not require any active actions on the part of the guests, the participants will only have to pronounce their duty phrase on time. Of course, funny scenes fairy tales for adults are held in honor of the hero of the occasion. Therefore, they require his direct participation. Let us give an example of such a poetic work.

Distribution of roles

The host of the festive event, who will read the script of the fairy tale for adults, distributes certain roles to the guests. In accordance with them, participants put on pre-prepared hats on their heads (you will need to cut out images of animals and stick them on a headband made of paper). Each role is assigned a specific statement.

Phrases for characters:

Bear (anniversary): "Friends, thank you for coming!"

· Fox: "Here are those on!"

Hare: “We are sitting so cool, friends!”

Hedgehog: "Well, so-so festivities!"

Boar: "Will you treat me with a cigarette?"

Addition

In the process of reading the congratulations, all the characters (except the hero of the occasion) will shout “Happy Birthday” in unison, which they should be warned about in advance. Guests should listen carefully to the host so as not to miss their remarks. This unusual and funny fairy tale script for adults can be included in any program dedicated to the "adult" birthday.

Text

Once upon a time in the forest

The beast gathered all in the hut,

To celebrate a birthday together

And congratulations to the birthday bear.

The animals sat at the table,

Talk about this and that.

And in chorus all in an instant

Suddenly they shouted "Happy birthday!"

Lisa, already a little drunk,

She said in surprise, “Here they are!”

And the hare is a gray coward

Peeking out from under the table

And he spoke openly, without melting:

“We are sitting so cool, friends!”

Only the hedgehog was not in the mood.

He, seeing the general confusion,

Sprawled out on the couch

And loudly said, "Well, so-so festivities."

But the beasts upon him

didn't pay attention

And again in chorus

"Happy Birthday!" shouted.

And the bear-anniversary,

Opening your arms,

He whispered in embarrassment:

Fox, pouring wine for a bear,

Suddenly she shouted sharply: “Here they are!”

There is a hare, noticeably emboldened,

Said, as if in a singsong voice:

“We are sitting so cool, friends!”

The pig agreed with him.

And her husband is a forest boar

He was already pretty drunk.

He approached everyone with the question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

Only the hedgehog was lying on the sofa

And quietly repeated: "Well, so-so festivities."

But being away from the holiday

under the impression

All the guests buzzed again:

"Happy Birthday!"

Suddenly a bear-anniversary,

Cast aside all your doubts,

Confidently said:

Friends, thank you for coming.

Here the animals are all merry,

They ate, apparently already, got drunk.

Everyone started dancing together

And invite the birthday boy to the dance.

Fox from fatigue

A little pale

In the process of dancing

She often repeated: “Here they are!”

Well, the boar jumped to the ceiling,

He beat the tap dance with his hooves,

And again he pestered everyone with the question:

“Will you treat me to a cigarette?”

And the whole hedgehog

From the smoke of cigarettes in the fog

He muttered under his breath:

"Well, so-so festivities."

But all the forest dwellers are happy.

Everyone drinks, dances - they are cool.

And endlessly scream to themselves in surprise

Bear-anniversary: ​​"Happy birthday!"

Conclusion

In this scenario of a fairy tale for adults, you can also involve all the guests present at the celebration. Let them, together with the characters, shout “Happy Birthday!” Such a collective congratulation will certainly please the hero of the occasion. Such funny fairy tales / skits for adults are especially popular mainly due to their originality and eccentricity.

Let's recall that impromptu skits are skits where the host reads the text, and the characters do what the host says. And, sometimes, they say their words, if there are any. Such scenes do not require rehearsals, you just need to prepare cards with the words of the characters in advance, again, if there are such words.
Today we bring to your attention a funny and interesting impromptu scene for your cheerful company. The scene is designed for any holiday that you celebrate. So have fun and always smile!

Characters:
Leading- just reads the text.
Mirror- stands in the corner, everyone looks into it, and at the same time, every time the mirror says - “well, as it is”!
Michelle- a girl who dreams of getting married, looks in the mirror all the time and constantly says - “what a beauty! And no one gets married!
Cowboy Joe- a typical cowboy, narcissistic, with girls on you, and does not like to stay with one girl for a long time, constantly says - "I'm the best cowboy in the world"!
cowboy horse- he is constantly tormented by thirst, because his cowboy just uses him for his trips to women, all the time he says - "the pipes are burning, I'm thirsty"!
Michelle cat- considers himself the prettiest of all, even prettier than Michelle, licks himself all the time and says - “meow murrrr, I'm so fluffy”!
Michelle the dog- just lies near the threshold, gets bored, always says - "wow-wow, if anything, then I'm here"!

Leading:
Another morning has come, a morning that Michelle (saying her own words) has seen alone more than a thousand times. Michelle (says her own words) went to the mirror (says her own words) and looked into it. Michelle (speaks her own words) sighed, turned her head away from the mirror (speaks her own words) and looked into it again. Her beloved cat comes up to the owner (says her words) and rubs against her legs. Kosha (says her own words) understands that the hostess has not had a man for a long time, and she tries to rub herself more gently and affectionately.
Michelle went to the window and looked out into the street. Near the threshold, as always, her dog lay in the same position (says her own words). Michelle (says her own words) knocked on the window to get the dog's attention (says her own words). But she just wagged her tail.
And not far from the house, Michel (says his words) rode on his horse (says his words) Joe, a well-known cowboy in the district (says his words). Michelle (says her own words) saw cowboy Joe (says her own words) and was delighted - maybe he will come to me today!?
And at this time, cowboy Joe (says his own words) saw a familiar house and a thought flashed through his mind - maybe he could stop by Michelle for a couple of hours (says his own words) ?!
Cowboy Joe turned his horse around (says his words) and galloped towards Michelle's house (says his words). The horse (says his own words) was delighted, because there was a chance that he would drink, at least from a puddle that had not yet dried up after the rain.
Some time later, cowboy Joe drove up to Michelle's house. He got off his horse (says his own words) and went to the entrance. Cowboy Joe (says his own words) did not react in any way to the dog lying near the threshold (says his own words) and abruptly entered the house. Michelle (says her own words) hastily looked in the mirror (says her own words), fixed her hair and looked at Joe (says her own words). He went to the mirror (says his own words), looked and asked - is there anything to moisten the neck with?
Michelle (saying her own words) blossomed, because that meant that he would definitely stay with her for a few hours. She looked again in the mirror (says her words) and went to the closet for wine. Joe (says his own words) sat down by the mirror (says his own words) and picked up the cat (says his own words). In the street, his horse neighed (says his words) and the dog (says his words) rang the chain.
The hostess returned to the room and poured a drink. Joe (saying his own words) drank a glass, then another and another glass. After a dozen glasses went perfectly into his throat, he looked in the mirror (says his own words), then at Michelle (says his own words), looked around himself (says his own words), then back at Michelle (says his own words ), again on the mirror (says his words) and again on himself (says his words). He scratched the back of his head and asked for more. Michelle (says her own words) didn’t hope for anything anymore, because cowboy Joe (says her own words) was already pretty drunk. When Joe (says his own words) drank another glass, he stood up hesitantly and said - I need to check my horse (says his own words).
Joe (says his own words) went to the exit, hit a cat along the way (says his own words), near the threshold smiled at the dog (says his own words) and went up to his beloved horse (says his own words). He sat on a horse and mounted and quickly sped off into the distance.
Michelle (says her own words) saw him drive away and looked in the mirror with tears in her eyes (says her own words). A cat came up to the hostess (says her own words) and began to rub against her legs again.
So Michelle (says her words) is left with nothing again, sitting by her mirror (says her words). And only her beloved cat (says her own words) understood and comforted her as usual!

For big company impromptu scenes are best suited. The best thing is to take any fairy tale, miniature or text of your own composition. Roles are easily defined - they are all nouns. And also consider the roles of the curtain, intermission and call. The presenter only has to read the text loudly and expressively, and the heroes have to enter into the image and perform all the actions.

We bring to your attention some sample texts.

Theatrical performance.

Participants are invited, each of which is given a role. It is best for this performance to prepare in advance tablets with the names of the roles and hang them around the neck of the artists, since the performance is played without costumes.

"SAVING THE PRINCESS"
Characters:
King,
Queen,
Prince,
A princess,
Rogue,
Bear,
Sparrow,
Cuckoo,
mouse,
Horse,
Oak,
Throne,
The sun,
Window,
The curtain.

If there are a lot of people present, then you can add additional roles: Bees, Breeze, Trouble, Horizon, Barrel of Honey, Rays.
After the distribution of roles, the facilitator explains the conditions for the presentation and participation. Actors should play their roles, focusing on what the host will read. The most interesting thing is that the artists will not know the content of the production in advance, and all their actions will be complete improvisation at their discretion. The task of the leader is to enable the artists to take certain poses, depicting the actions that the leader calls. In the text, such necessary pauses will be indicated by three dots.

So, we begin our presentation, consisting of five actions.

"SAVING THE PRINCESS"
Act one

THE CURTAIN opens... A sprawling OAK stands on the stage... A light breeze blows over its leaves... Little birds - the SPARROW and the CUCKOO - flutter around the tree... the birds chirp... occasionally they perch on the twigs to clean their feathers... A BEAR walked past waddling... HONEY and brushed away the BEES… A gray vole was digging a mink under the OAK… THE SUN slowly rose over the crown of the OAK, scattering its RAYS in different directions… THE CURTAIN closes…

Action two

THE CURTAIN opens... There is a THRONE on the stage... The KING enters... The KING stretches... goes to the WINDOW. Opening the WINDOW wide, he looks around... He wipes the traces left by the birds from the WINDOW... He sits down on the THRONE in thought... The PRINCESS appears with the gait of a light doe... She throws herself on the KING's neck..., kisses him... and together they salute the THRONE... And at this time under the WINDOW the ROBBER is prowling... He is contemplating a plan to capture the PRINCESS... THE PRINCESS sits at the WINDOW... THE ROBBER grabs her and carries her away... THE CURTAIN closes...

Act Three

THE CURTAIN opens... THERE IS A COMMENT ON THE STAGE... THE QUEEN sobs on the KING'S shoulder... THE KING wipes away a miserly tear... and rushes about like a tiger in a cage... The PRINCE appears... THE KING and QUEEN describe the kidnapping of the princess in colors... They stomp their feet... THE QUEEN falls at the feet of the PRINCE and begs to save her daughter ... THE PRINCE vows to find his beloved ... He whistles to his faithful HORSE ... jumps on him ... and flies away ... THE CURTAIN closes ...

act four

THE CURTAIN opens... A sprawling OAK stands on the stage... A light breeze blows over its leaves... Little birds - a SPARROW and a CUCKOO - sleep on a branch... Under the OAK, lounging, lies a BEAR... The BEAR sucks its paw... Occasionally dips it into a BARREL WITH HONEY... The back paw... But here a terrible noise breaks the peace and quiet. This is the ROBBER dragging the PRINCESS... The animals scatter in horror... THE ROBBER ties the PRINCESS to the OAK... SHE cries and begs for mercy... But then the PRINCE appears on his dashing HORSE... A fight breaks out between the PRINCE and the ROBBER... With one short blow, the PRINCE defeats the ROBBER... THE ROBBER under the OAK gives oak… PRINCE unties his beloved from OAK… Putting PRINCESS on HORSE… he jumps himself… And they rush to the palace… THE CURTAIN closes…

Act Five

THE CURTAIN opens... On the stage, the KING and QUEEN are waiting for the return of the young at the open WINDOW... THE SUN has already set behind the HORIZON... And then PARENTS see in the WINDOW the familiar silhouettes of PRINCE and PRINCESS on a HORSE... PARENTS jump out into the yard... CHILDREN fall at the feet of PARENTS... and ask for blessings... They bless them and begin to prepare for the wedding ... THE CURTAIN closes ...

All artists are invited to bow.

"Fairytale Show"

Roles:
The curtain,
Throne,
A princess,
Prince,
Air kiss,
Window,
The Dragon,
dragon heads,
dragon tail,
Horse,
clouds,
The sun,
Trees,
Wind.

The curtain opens...

Castle. In the palace, a Princess sits on a Throne... A handsome Prince enters... Sends a kiss to the Princess... They begin to be nice... At this time, an evil Dragon flies through the Window... with three Heads and an orgomic Tail... enough The princess... and flies away... The prince sets off to save the bride... Saddles his Horse... and rushes like an arrow to the Dragon's cave... Clouds cover the sun..., Trees creak anxiously... Wind knocks the Horse down ... and prevents the Prince from approaching the cave... The Dragon appears... Its three Heads spew flames and smoke... The battle begins... The Prince cuts down the first Head..., the second and the third... The Dragon's body beats convulsions..., Tail dangles from side to side... Princess runs out..., stumbles over Tail... and almost falls... Prince catches her... They kiss... Tail continues to dangle...

The curtain closes...

Game-sketch "Turnip"

Seven players-characters of the fairy tale Repka take part. The leader assigns roles.
1st player will be the turnip. When the facilitator says the word "turnip", the player must say "Oba-na".
The 2nd player will be the grandfather. When the facilitator says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill".
The 3rd player will be the grandma. When the facilitator says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh."
The 4th player will be the granddaughter. When the facilitator says the word "granddaughter", the player should say "I'm not ready yet".
The 5th player will be the Bug. When the facilitator says the word "bug", the player must say "woof-woof".
The 6th player will be the cat. When the facilitator says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow".
The 7th player will be the mouse. When the facilitator says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-wee."

The game begins, the host tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

“Grandfather (2nd player: “I would kill”) planted a turnip (1st player: “Both-on”). A large turnip grew - very large. Grandfather came to pull the turnip, pulls, pulls, can’t pull it out. Grandmother for grandfather, grandfather for turnip, they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out ... "

"Turnip 2"

Roles and their description:
Turnip - at every mention of it, raises his hands above his head with a ring and says: "Oba-on."
Grandfather - rubs his hands and says: "So-so."
Grandmother - waving her fist at grandfather and saying: "I would have killed."
Granddaughter - rests in the hands of the side and says: "I'm ready."
Bug - "Wow-wow."
Cat - "Pshsh-meow."
Mouse - "Pee-pee-scat."
The sun - stands on a chair and looks, as the story moves to the other side of the "scene".

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

"Shi"

Roles:
saucepan - grimaces,
meat - pretty smiles,
potato - holds fingers like a fan, moves them and laughs,
cabbage - looks melancholy at others, not sharing the general revival,
carrot - jumping with figurines in his arms,
onion - looks angrily, smugly and pinches everyone,
skoroda with fat - hisses when spoken to,
refrigerator - cordially and generously opens the hands-doors,
tap water - depicts something malicious and vile,
the hostess is an absent-minded but charming woman.

When all the players have taken their postures and facial expressions, the presenter begins to read the text:
Once the hostess found a pan,
She decided to cook cabbage soup in it.
She poured water from the tap into it,
The meat was let in, the fire was kindled.
I wanted to grate carrots on a grater,
That figure turned - it's disgusting to look at.
The owner decided to clean it,
Carrot cursed: "Again, e mine!"
Keep carrots in the refrigerator
She doesn't mean to offend you.
The hostess took up the potatoes then.
After all, shchi eating carrots is not a problem at all.
Potatoes in a basket lived in the oven.
Potatoes were covered with sprouts, and all
Shriveled, she looked like she was in her fifties.
The hostess looked, she became sad,
She had never heard of cabbage soup without potatoes.
The hostess took out cabbage forks.
The sight of the cabbage made her sad.
Cabbage, potatoes, carrots - trouble.
The hostess could not even dream of cabbage soup.
But the bow she forgot about
(I kept it on the balcony in a box),
Lying and glowing orange sideways,
He was proud that one survived.
And here it is crumbled, fried, salted,
Thrown into the pan, satisfied with himself.
And let dinner fail with cabbage soup,
But delicious onion soup turned out!

"Scrambled eggs"

Roles: a hot frying pan that is constantly tossing, oil - soft, lazy and cowardly, a kitchen door - looks at everything and evaluates, water - melancholic and good-natured. All other guests will be eggs.

"Marishka got hungry. She went to the kitchen to fry the eggs herself. She took a frying pan, eggs, looked in the refrigerator for something else. She didn’t find it. She didn’t know what she needed, but the oil knew and hid. Mariska heated the frying pan, smashed eggs on it. It stank badly, the eggs began to writhe, turn black, burn. The frying pan became brutal, began to throw everything away. The hot eggs covered Marishka. Marishka screeched, ran to the water. But she got sick of eating.

"Agit performance"

The presenter enters an impromptu stage and announces: "We offer you the propaganda performance" Rescue of the armored train "Red Star".

Act one.
Characters (go out one at a time and line up in a semicircle): Anka the machine gunner, a wounded sailor, V.I. Lenin, Red Commissar Dobrov, White Guard lieutenant Sliznyakov, watchdog Brave, switchman, stoker and armored train driver.
The participants endure a dramatic pause and say in chorus:
"In connection with the sending of the armored train for repairs, the performance is canceled."
This is followed by a general bow and applause.

Night story.

"Don't live the way you want to."

Characters:

1. King.
2. Princess.
3. Lev.
4. Cat.
5. Robber 1-2 people.
6. Servant.

In one kingdom lived - there was a king. Dressed in purple and ermine, he sat solemnly on the throne, and all the time repeated: “Ah, it’s not easy to be a king! This is a very important mission."
The king had a daughter - a beautiful princess. She sat in the castle and was bored all the time. Her only entertainment was singing and playing the harpsichord (4th song from The Bremen Town Musicians).
- Aren't you a prince on a white horse? she asked the passing riders. - When will he appear? - and she sighed heavily - Oh! I'm tired of waiting...
- Ah! It's not easy being a king! answered the king, immersed in his own thoughts.
One day, when, as usual, the princess was looking out of the window, a robber drove by. He had long dreamed of taking possession of the crown of the foolish king:
- I'm not me, the crown will be mine!
- Aren't you a prince on a white horse? the princess asked.
- I! - the robber realized that, having kidnapped the princess, he could demand a ransom from the king. - I! he repeated.
- Will you pick me up?
The robber, without thinking for a long time, grabbed the princess, threw a bag over her head and galloped into the forest, where the robber's lair was located.
- BUT! the princess screamed.
- Ah! exclaimed the foolish king. It's not easy being a king. Servants!
At the cry of the king, the most agile of the servants, John, came running.
- Calmness only calmness! Everything is elementary and simple,” he reassured the king.
My daughter has been kidnapped! Terrible lions will tear her to pieces in the forest! Oh! It's not easy being a king! Half the kingdom and the hand of the princess to the one who frees her, - his majesty became generous.
John collected a small bundle, took his faithful cat, who always helped him cope with troubles, and bowed.
- Let everyone into the castle and not let anyone out, - John gave the last instructions and set off.
The robber's lair was guarded by a terrible lion. He was very lonely because the forest animals were afraid of him and did not want to deal with him.
John whispered to the cat to make friends with the lion.
- Easy, master.
While the cat and the lion were establishing contacts, John made his way into the hut to the robbers. He thought that he needed to save the princess, but what did he see when he opened the door? ..
The princess sat on a chair and ordered the robber:
- If you are a prince, then you should read poetry to me, talk about your love, perform feats for me. Fight a lion, for example. Besides, I need a new dress, it's already worn out.
- Here's another thought! Better sweep the floor. I took the hostess into the house, and not the talking radio.
-Ah well! - the princess grabbed a broom and began to beat them on the back of the robber.
- Guard! Save! the robber shouted. And ran out of the hut.
John wanted to, it was also to flee, before he got it too, but only too late. The princess saw him.
And here is my savior! Perfectly! How long have I been waiting for you ... - and she fainted right into John's arms.
He was obviously destined to serve all his life. First to the foolish king, and then to his daughters. John didn't know whether to cry or laugh. Yes, there is nothing to do, but not to leave a person in a semi-conscious state alone in the forest. And the word of the king, the law, since he promised half the kingdom and the hand of the princess in addition, must keep his word. And John must follow orders and not object.
That's the end of the tale, and who listened well done.

"Theatre - Impromptu".

Characters:

Trees,
Path,
Prince,
Wind,
Horse,
Rogue,
A princess,
Hut.

Dark night. Forest. The wind howls. Trees sway in the wind. A path goes between the trees. On the path on his faithful horse, the prince gallops. He jumps, jumps and jumps, he is tired, galloped. Get off the horse. He makes his way between the swaying trees, and the path goes on and on, until it is completely out of sight (“Chao” is the voice of the path).
The prince looked around, he sees that there is a hut on one leg. He knocked on the door:
- Knock-knock, who lives in a little house, who lives in a low one?
- I also found a teremok, - the hut was offended, - by the way, I am a hut on one leg, ordinary, and I have standard sizes. I don’t invite you to go inside: a robber is visiting me now, he will soon return from hunting. Come another time.
The prince marveled, he had never met such talkative huts before. He hid behind the trees and began to wait for the robber. Like all princes, the craving for exploits and adventure was in his blood.
The wind howled, the trees swayed, the path went into the distance and could not go away. And the prince sat near the hut, tying his horse nearby, and waited.
Suddenly he sees a robber and a princess sneaking to the hut from different sides.
- Either they meet secretly, or the battle is planned, -
Rubbing his hands, the prince whispered.
Without looking at each other, the robber and the princess entered the hut, out of surprise they ran into each other, bumped their foreheads and fell to the floor.
- Ah-ah-ah! the princess screamed.
- A-a-a! the prince shouted in fright.
And the robber was so shocked by all this that he fainted.
The prince, having come to his senses, ran into the hut and, not quite understanding what was happening, picked up the falling robber.
"I thought princesses weren't that heavy," he concluded in surprise.
- I'm here! The princess waved her hands in front of him and jumped up and down so that he would finally notice her.
"Oh," said the prince, embarrassed.
He threw the robber to the floor, took the princess by the hand, and justice was restored.
The princess was willing to do anything to restore her reputation and get out of the forest as soon as possible.
They tied up the robber, put him on a faithful horse and slowly walked along the path: “Here it is! Everyone will walk on me! - the path was indignant and went further and further, hiding behind the trees. Okay, just got out of the woods.
Trees swayed. The wind howled. It was a dark night. In the middle of the forest, first on one leg, then on the other, a hut stood, waiting for lost travelers to come to their light.
That's the end of the tale, and who listened, well done.

"A fairy tale is a game for the little ones."

Start telling the story as usual. Having reached the place where Kolobok meets the hare, spread your arms and say: "But what about the rabbit? There is no hare…”
The first task is to find the hidden hare.
Let's tell the story further. The gingerbread man meets the wolf. We draw a wolf with fingers on two sheets of paper with watercolors.
“And a bear meets him…”
We prepare the bear with the help of cotton wool, drawing paper, scissors and glue. You can dress up someone if there is a fur coat or brown things. Then you can make a mask out of paper.
At the end of the Russian fairy tale, Kolobok dies. And in our fairy tale, he can be saved. The guests help him escape from the fox by pushing the ball (Kolobok) with his head.

"The Tale of the Kitten"

Kitty
magpies
paper
Wind
Porch
The sun
Puppy
Rooster
Chicken

Today the kitten went outside for the first time. It was a warm summer morning. The sun spread its rays in all directions. The kitten sat down on the porch and began to squint at the sun. Suddenly his attention was attracted by 2 magpies that flew in and sat on the fence. The kitten slowly got down from the porch and began to creep up to the birds. The kitten jumped high. But the magpies flew away. Nothing happened. The kitten began to look around in search of new adventures. A light breeze blew. He drove the paper on the ground. The paper rustled loudly. The kitten grabbed her. Scratched a little. He bit and, not finding anything interesting in her, let him go. The paper flew away, driven by the wind. And then the kitten saw the rooster. Raising his legs high, he importantly walked around the yard. Then he stopped. He flapped his wings. And sang his sonorous song. Chickens rushed to the rooster from all sides. Without hesitation, the kitten rushed to them, grabbed one chicken by the tail. But she pecked the kitten in the nose so painfully that he screamed with a heart-rending cry and ran back to the porch. Here a new danger awaited him. The neighbor's puppy barked loudly at the kitten. And then he tried to bite him. The kitten hissed loudly in response, released its claws and hit the puppy in the face with its paw. The puppy whimpered piteously and ran away.
The kitten felt like a winner, he began to lick the wound inflicted by the chicken. Then he scratched his hind paw behind his ear, stretched out on the porch to his full height and fell asleep.
Thus ended the kitten's first acquaintance with the street.

"Fairy tale".

Queen
King
Prince
Rogue
A princess
Bear
Sparrow
Cuckoo
mouse
Horse
Oak
Throne
The sun
Breeze
Window
The curtain

The curtain opens. In a wide field stood a sprawling oak tree. A light breeze blew its leaves. Little sparrows and a cuckoo flutter around the tree, chirp, and now and then sit down on oak branches to clean their feathers. A bear walked past waddling, he dragged a barrel of honey and brushed off the bees. The sun slowly rose above the crown of the tree, spreading its rays in different directions. The curtain closes.

The curtain opens. And at this time in his kingdom, on the throne, sat the king. Stretching, he went to the window, looked around. He wiped the traces from the window. Left by a sparrow and a cuckoo. In thought, he sits on the throne. The princess appeared. She threw herself on her father's neck, kissed him and sat down with him on the throne. Under the window, looking around, a robber made his way. When the princess sat down at the window, the robber quickly grabbed her and dragged her to his lair, which was located by an abandoned old oak.
The queen mother is crying, the father king is crying. The beloved of the princess appears - the prince. The queen throws herself at his feet. The prince bows and goes in search of the princess.

The curtain.

The oak still swayed in the wind, the sparrows and cuckoos, alarmed, chirped loudly. The bear ate a barrel of honey, lounged under a tree and fell asleep, sucking on its hind paw. The robber tied the princess to an oak tree. But then the prince appeared on his dashing horse, he fell, unable to stay in the saddle, and right on the robber. A fight ensued. One hit. And the robber gave oak under the oak. Putting the princess on a horse, the prince mounted himself, and they galloped to the castle.
The king and queen were waiting for them at the window.
"Where have you been, you dissolute daughter?" We're worried! the father-king shouted at her, pressed the prince and princess to him, kissed them both.
- The robber is dead, only you remain, young man. Get married! - the queen joined the hands of the young and the final was a foregone conclusion.

"In the village of Kantimirovka".

Wind
Wood
Rooster
Dogs
chickens
Aibolit
Pig
Parrot
Woodpeckers

Night. The village of Kantimirovka is quiet. The wind howls. Stands swaying old willow. A rooster crowed. Here the dogs barked. The chickens cackled in response. Someone's steps were heard. Dr. Aibolit is sitting in his room. Gently grunting, a pig enters the room and lies down at the feet of Aibolit. He scratches her belly, and she squeals with pleasure. A parrot mumbles something in a hissing whisper in a dream. The silence is broken by woodpeckers, who now and then knock on a tree growing under the window. The rooster looked into the doctor's window, saw a grunting pig, who considered that his feathers also deserve attention, he, crowing, flew through opened window into the room and settled down on the other side.
The disappearance of the rooster alarmed the entire chicken coop. The chickens, clucking in alarm, rushed to find him.
The wind howled, woodpeckers thumped on the swaying willow, the parrot grumbled in his sleep, and the doctor fell asleep in his armchair, surrounded by a pig, a rooster and chickens. In Kantimirovka night.

I share mine with you author's scripts of theatrical fairy tales for adults , which are perfect for corporate parties, and for weddings, and for a friendly party. In a word, for the holiday, which gathered a large company. This company can be both sober and not very (and then even more interesting)!

I have repeatedly held such theatrical tales, they always go with a bang, because they are:

• very funny;
• they do not need to be rehearsed, and only the presenter needs a little preparation;
• such fairy tales for adults are very close (helps to strengthen friendly ties in the team ;-));
• it is unusual and non-standard;
• scenarios allow you to see, open a person from a new side, and a person - to open up!

I wrote the first scenario of a theatrical fairy tale for a corporate party, remembering my youthful wedding, where something similar was held. My first script was a simple "Shrek" (you can find the link below). After conducting this fairy tale, everyone was completely delighted, and several people asked me for the text.In subsequent years, I wrote several more scenarios of fairy tales for adults, which I spent both at corporate holidays and at friendly parties. his choir . Since I am a rather lazy person, I wrote them at best once a year. And the most offensive, I could not find several of my scripts ("Teremok", "Fly-sokotuha").

I admit that there are people who know about such scenarios and hold theatrical fairy tales for adults at holidays, weddings and corporate parties, but below I will write everything in detail for those who have never heard of such fairy tales.

So, get down to business! What is this action.

Tales - theatrical, by roles

These scripts allow you to play a kind of impromptu performance, a fairy tale in a new way by roles. First, actors for the fairy tale are chosen by general discussion, and it is completely unclear who will play who in the end. That is, we do not choose a person for the role of the Prince, we choose, say, the most sophisticated! The result is a whole series of unexpected surprises!

Hero characters do not learn any lines and usually do not speak any words. They only play, imitating what the host says. Their task is to fully and preferably artistically, emotionally illustrate the text of the presenter. In the texts of the scripts below, you will see a lot of three dots - they indicate a small pause in the speech of the presenter, which is intended for the actors to portray the actions laid down in the script. The actors-heroes of the fairy tale do not have time for preparation, and they do not need it. This is improvisation.

As a rule, you can easily do without any props. If he is, it also never hurts. But the props in our fairy tales are not at all the main thing. And a "scene" might just be some free space.

Tales for adults

I offer scenarios for fairy tales that are... well, not for children at all. Of course they are for adults. There are no blatant vulgarities, there are no particularly "explicit scenes", but there are a lot of purely adult jokes and not childish humor. But I think my scripts are also suitable for high school students and teenagers! And if something seems a little vulgar to you, omit it, change the text, remove the phrases, I promise that I will not sue you;))

Fairy tales in a new way

Most of my scripts for fairy tales are simply fairy tales in a new way! A well-known plot is taken, well-known heroes with well-known characters, and an impromptu performance is played. I have not discovered any "know-how", and my scripts do not claim to be genius at all! They can come in handy simply because it is a finished "product". The presenter only needs to print and read once! But try to write the script yourself, it's not difficult! Take a well-known fairy tale or even a film - the main thing is that there are many characters in it and that everyone knows this fairy tale (film). Come up with a simple plot or take an existing one, play with it with interesting, funny, funny, cool situations - and the fairy tale scenario is ready!

Fairy tales "Turnip" and "Kolobok" are familiar to us since childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way”. Interesting scenes with all the familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all the guests.

Try these tales of reworking for a drunken role-playing company!

Cheerful fairy tale "Turnip" for adult holidays

First you need to choose seven people who will participate in the skit. We need one leader.

Participants should learn their roles, but don't get upset - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.

The host must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which should be located on a chair and constantly do something.

During the skit, the host should not be silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.

The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can allocate prizes to the best actors.

Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still a minor!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Here comes the booze!
Baba - Something grandfather stopped satisfying me.

Granddaughter - I'm almost ready!
Hey, grandfather, grandmother, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Bug - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
It's not my job!

Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I'm going to feel bad now - I'm allergic!
Mouse - Shall we have a drink?

Modern fairy tale "Kolobok" for a fun company

What other fairy tales are there for roles for a drunken company? About seven participants should also participate in this tale. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also a bear.

Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole life. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.

For example:

Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the bun and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never was.
The moral of this fable is this: You should not rely on the love of a bun, but it is better to have your own children.

A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration

We choose five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:

“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist-king. He decided to take a walk in a beautiful park and bounced all the way, waving his arms.

The king was very joyful and saw a beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - and shouted obscene words, and twisted her faces, and showed her tongue.

Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king, and flew into the forest. The king was not very offended, but only more amused and began to laugh.

The merry king did not expect that a hare would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the pose of an ostrich. Bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was frightened. There is a bunny, its paws are trembling, and it screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.

At this time, the proud fox returned to work. The beauty worked at a poultry farm and carried a chicken home. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she got scared. The hen lost no moment and jumped out, hitting the back of the fox's head.

The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck at the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal pose. Bunny became even more scared, and she jumped on the arms to the fox, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that it was necessary to make legs - and ran.

The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the hen. They took hold of the handles, and went towards the castle. Nobody knows what will happen next with the chicken, but the king will definitely treat her with delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.

The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink for the king and the chicken.

Humorous fairy tale for the company of adults

First of all, you need to choose heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this fairy tale.

It is required to select heroes for the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.

Participants must portray what their hero needs to do.

“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, giving everyone its rays. A cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.

Suddenly talkative magpies sat down in front of him on the fence. They argued about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. Magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to crack.

The kitten almost got to its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.

A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten drew attention to a piece of paper that rustled. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and pounced on his target. After scratching it a little and biting it, he realized that he was not interested in a simple paper sheet - and let it go. The paper flew further, and from where suddenly a rooster appeared.

The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then chickens ran up to the rooster and surrounded him from all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.

Without hesitation, he rushed to the hens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not let itself be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very frightened and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor's puppy was already waiting for him.

A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and missed the kitten. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit a wounded one.

Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound that the chicken had left, and then, stretched out, fell asleep. The kitten had strange dreams - and he kept twitching his paws in a dream. So the kitten met the street for the first time.

The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can award the most artistic actor with a prize.

An interesting scene for a birthday and other adult holidays

I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Despite the fact that we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.

Until I met Kudryavtsev, I didn't know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I could not even properly wrap the footcloths and sometimes, when I was given the command “to the left,” I turned in the opposite direction. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.

Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, while reading some news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and even then Kudryavtsev for some reason expected some kind of trick from me.

Very often I caught his eye on me. What did I see in his eyes? Probably the fact that I am untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me so far, but one more mistake - and he will kill me! I wanted to improve and made a promise to myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.

We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, constantly went to the place of work ...

My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. Shells were falling close to me, and the bridge had already been destroyed. Any minute could be the last for me, but I made a condition to myself that I would not leave the bridge anyway.

What did I feel? I didn't feel fear - I was already ready to die. I saw in the distance beautiful landscapes but they didn't make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought made me stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.

It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact only a few minutes - as long as Kudryavtsev needed to reach me. I did not understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled me with force by the belt, and I came to my senses.

- Quickly get out of here! the man said.

As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit it.

- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!

I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.

“However, you are still great, because you showed that you know the charter and were indestructible. You deserve to be praised. But even though this is a thing of the past, I would like you to move your brains. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point? Was everyone ready to check the passes? If you were smarter and didn’t go to the post yourself, I wouldn’t punish you!

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